Dental Office Jokes: Lifetime Dental Will Make You Grin

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At Lifetime Dental, we have the BEST drill team in all of Northwest Arkansas! They know how to have fun and floss! During the staff morning meetings, jokes are shared. Sometimes about the weather, a holiday, or our favorite… about something dental. Here are some of our favorite dental jokes!

Which teeth do you need to brush? Only the ones you want to keep!

-What was the Rogers, Arkansas dentist doing in Panama? Looking for the Root Canal!

-What did the dentist say to the tooth when he left the room? I’ll fill you in when I get back.

-What made the snowman go see the dentist? He was suffering from frostbite.

-What’s the best time to schedule a dental appointment? 2:30 (Tooth-hurty)

-What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.

-What did the patient say when the dentist said she needed a crown? I know, right?

-What’s another name for a dental office? A filling station.

-What do assistants call dental X-rays? Tooth pics.

-What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

-What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth.

-Why do they call him the King of Dentists? Because he specialized in Crowns.

-What did the dentist say to the golfer with a cavity? You have a hole-in-one!

-Why should you be true to your teeth? So they won’t be false with you.

-Why should you be kind to your dentist? Because they have fillings too.

-My dentist asked me to open up, but I told him therapy wasn’t in the usual drill.